intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

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meryl davis: life in purple (revamped)
"As they told the story of the Persian king and the woman who enchants him, White was regal in purple velvet, Davis beguiling in a lavender dress with jewels shimmering on her midriff." (x)

meryl davis: life in purple (revamped)

"As they told the story of the Persian king and the woman who enchants him, White was regal in purple velvet, Davis beguiling in a lavender dress with jewels shimmering on her midriff." (x)

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Gatete vs bastoncillos [symphonicotter]

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joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

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happiest:

People want this massive list of things in a relationship, I just want someone to fucking love me.

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acrylic:

this book though 👌

acrylic:

this book though 👌

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"

Ten rape prevention tips:

1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.

2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.

3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.

4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.

5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.

6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.

7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.

9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.

10. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.

"

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thefrogman:

Eau Gallie Vet [website]

thefrogman:

Eau Gallie Vet [website]

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alegbra:

babefield:

why did they choose this pic of him looking back

 honestly, it makes it more believable somehow

alegbra:

babefield:

why did they choose this pic of him looking back

honestly, it makes it more believable somehow

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ivadoesnthaveafuckingtumblr:

prnh:

this is the kind of modern art I love….

This would be one hell of a Doctor Who episode….

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cognitivedissonance:

ilovenyan:

Naughtiest Animals You Will See: It’s amazing BUT pet shaming actually makes you love em more, no matter how naughty! http://healthyliving.tinycontentbytes.me/naughtiest-animals-you-will-see

Your cute cat(s) of the day

cognitivedissonance:

ilovenyan:

Naughtiest Animals You Will See: It’s amazing BUT pet shaming actually makes you love em more, no matter how naughty! http://healthyliving.tinycontentbytes.me/naughtiest-animals-you-will-see

Your cute cat(s) of the day

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