partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if i was a hamster trying to ask out a fellow lady hamster i would say ‘are you from amsterdam because hamster, DAMN!’. and not being able to do this is the number one reason humans suck

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cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

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full-time-homo:

full-time-homo:

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zzbbtt:

I love dogs so much

zzbbtt:

I love dogs so much

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juliacaroled:

The biggest overreaction recorded in history.

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bopeep:

this is what im on tumblr for

bopeep:

this is what im on tumblr for

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therothwoman:

gunpowderandspark:

According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.

One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.

So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.

And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.

this post did not even remotely go in the direction I was expecting it to

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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les miserables + tumblr posts (inspired by this and other such posts)

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kyary:

when youre very proud of yourself

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